A Night In Casablanca
After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... and I can't think of a better arrangement.
It's a funny thing, I've met a lot of pin-up girls but I've never been able to pin one down.
Marx Brothers Go West
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
Lulubelle! I didn't recognise you standing up.
Time wounds all heels.
The Cocoanuts
[Answering the phone at reception] Hello? Yes? Ice water in 318? Is that so? Where'd you get it? Oh, you want some...
Animal Crackers
Pardon me while I have a strange interlude.
One morning, I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas I don't know.
Monkey Business
You're just wasting your breath, and that's no great loss either...
You call this a party? The beer's warm, the women are cold and I'm hot under the collar.
Horse Feathers
You know, you've got the brain of a four-year-old child, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
Duck Soup
I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did.
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thoughts, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
Go, and never darken my towels again!
A Night At The Opera
Ladies and gentlemen... I guess that takes in most of you...
I have here an accident policy that will absolutely protect you no matter what happens. If you lose a leg, we'll help you look for it.
A Day At The Races
Emily, I have a confession to make - I really am a horse doctor. But marry me and I'll never look at another horse.
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.